On Laughable Times

So I got drunk last night. Nothing new. I had Corona and Tequila. Coronas suck but tequila is good. I came home and passed out, then woke up sometime during the night and for some reason decided to take a leak in my shoe. I realized my shoe doesn't hold liquid and finished pissing in a beer bottle. When I woke up this morning, I remembered what I did last night and had a good laugh.